My grandma said ‘pussy’ today.

And asked the waitress if they had anything in the back I could wear because I was cold (as I violently shook my head to the waitress behing grandma).

And I think I have sun poisoning.

And I just watched Repo Men and it wasn’t good.

And my dad ruined the end of The Fifth Element by announcing, “They’re gonna have coitus!” “Like Sheldon says, you know.”(vomit)

GOD HELP ME.